The Minister's TED Talk


        The Minister has not been invited to give a TED Talk.  

        Yet.


However, he has let it be known that he wants to do one and he wants it be brilliant and inspiring.  In order to pursue the possibility, I have, for a reasonable fee, obtained a copy of one of the Official TED Talker Application Forms (via Applicationpirates.com) and have started to fill it out for him.

In getting the form, I had to agree to Terms and Conditions requiring that I not pass it on to unauthorized talkers such as the TEDx or TED-Ed speakers.   But it didn't say anything about not publishing it in my memoirs.

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                                                                         OFFICIAL TEDTALKER -  APPLICATION FORM

Applicant Infomation

Full Name:
McLean 
Minister 
National Capital, Castoria
Proposed 
TED Talk Title
Imagination, Creativity, Dreams, and Genomics-Data
Visual Information Social Networking

Required Information

PLEASE CIRCLE ONE ANSWER FOR EACH OF THE FOLLOWING.
This information is being requested in accordance with federal regulations and will only be used
for  the evaluation of TED Talk proposals and amusement at the TED secretariat Christmas party.











(Again, select only one under each category - that's one like just one of the things in each short list)

GENDER AND SOCIAL

I am  

         An attractive woman

         A Nerdy-looking male

         None of the above, but intend to include same in presentation visuals

         None of the above, but will present images of children and Planet Earth

PROFESSIONAL

I am  

         An academic who will present as an entertainer

         An entertainer who will present as an academic

         An artist who will present as a new media expert

         A new media expert who is into spirituality

PRESENTATION STRUCTURE

I will speak of imagination, creativity, and dreams

         In my opening remarks

         At the conclusion

         Throughout

         Not at all – but with these words on a backdrop

CONTENT AND MESSAGE

I intend to make the world a better place through

         Collaborative learning

         Innovative environmental technologies

         Exploring the intersection of arts and science

         a T-shirt slogan

STYLISTIC APPROACH

My counter-intuitive proposition will

         confront gender stereotypes

         reveal mathematics to be an art and a language

         show how competition is fostered by cooperation

         be explained to the point of seeming to be intuitive

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