“World’s Best Daydreamer” Imaginary Awards
I
am the World’s Best Daydreamer. I have letters of attestation from people who
should know, and I read it in print in my hometown paper.
It
must be true.
See
the World’s Best Daydreamer reference at bottom of my bio.
With
this venerable designation and my success in the Top
10 Very Canadian Writing Awards, I perhaps risk being branded a glory glutton in
lusting for more.
But
the curse that comes with being the best daydreamer in the world is the
penchant for imagining
awards and honours for yourself.
This
may seem a pitiable habit, but my analysis of the world’s most
celebrated awards suggests that they were dreamed up by groups of like-minded
individuals to bestow on each other. The
only difference in my case is that my collection of like-minded individuals is
a group of one.
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