It was a privilege to fly to Washington this weekend in a government jet, ride with the Minister in limo, and sit in the semi-friendly nation section of the mall to hear the President reading out tweets in the shadow of the Lincoln Memorial.
This special event has been tagged for the ages by Fox News as the "I have a brain speech." Glad I brought the digital tape recorder.
"I am happy to join with you today in what will go down as the greatest – and most big demonstration of mental fitness in the history of our nation.
This special event has been tagged for the ages by Fox News as the "I have a brain speech." Glad I brought the digital tape recorder.
"I am happy to join with you today in what will go down as the greatest – and most big demonstration of mental fitness in the history of our nation.
Five score or something like seventy years ago, I began my life with two great assets – well lotsa dad’s money – but also mental stability and being, like, really smart for a baby, which I was then – and then when I wasn’t like being a very, very successful, not very bankrupt businessman - and a TV star with ratings like have never been seen before in the history of TV – and I’m talking about hundreds of years – even before America defeated the Indians and Mexicans to make our country.
So, now we have Crooked what's her name - who went down in flames with more votes than me – and now people are comparing me to that actor president by not saying stuff about me and him - whom I compare quite well with - thank you very much.
Who was I saying ?
Oh yeah, mental fitness.
Oh yeah, mental fitness.
I wanna say to you today, especially all of your losers who hate me, that despite what you read in books, newspapers, my tweets, and transcripts and things, I have a brain.
It is a very fine, very, very American brain – without equal – because no one is equal to my very stable brain – or equal to my body which has my brain in it. It's like a brain factory.
Did I say I have a brain today ?
So, Hillary can go back to her university, go back to Obama, go back to her crooked home in Crooked Hillary land, and forget about ever seeing my brain because it’s mine and not hers – she lost, I won. There. Proof. See no Russian collusion – fake news, total hoax.
But they keep screaming and screaming it – it drives me crazy – I am so stable, I am so stable.
I have a brain, I have a brain, I have a brain.
But the fake news rings in my head.
The Fake news rings – The fake news rings.
God almighty how long will it last."
