Being elderly with a limited income and no expense accounts can be difficult, and many Castorian Members of Parliament (MP) now face these tougher aspects of old age with recent reforms to their pension plans and the general rise in voter revulsion. The Clerk had our department (supported by several others and the central agencies) draft this guide to assist Parliamentarians with the challenging transition from politics to long term care.
Active MP Eats rubber chicken at business meetings and banquets. Nursing Home MP Will eat chicken soup if the chunks are not too big.
Active MP
Takes a Poll to sample public opinion. Nursing Home MP Takes a Poo to provide a sample.
Active MP Calls for investigation of Election Irregularities.
Nursing Home MP Calls for an appointment because of Erection Irregularities. Active MP Debates Health Care with House colleagues. Nursing Home MP Argues about his medication with Home staff.
Active MP Receives hundreds of letters and emails from constituents each day.
Nursing Home MP Never hears from his children.
Active MP Worried that his opponents might smear him.
Nursing Home MP Worried he might smear himself.
Active MP Takes a stand on principle.
Nursing Home MP Takes a stand if the walker is near his bed.
Active MP
Has dining privileges at the Parliamentary Restaurant.
Nursing Home MP Loses dining privileges by sleeping through supper.
Active MP Concerned about what the papers are saying.
Nursing Home MP Concerned about how much paper is left.
